Seriously, I enjoy a drink or two of a friday night but don't pass me platoon lead afterwards, I can, in now way, do justification to our status as the freaking greatest outfit ever, I can do squads but platoons is risky like. This is regardless of inspiring every other VS outfit to come to our aid and do what I say, the charisma after bottles of wine ism too much. Also, Jaam, you owe me cookies, I want cookies.
This very post. And your performance tonight. Completely dictated otherwise. GIVE THIS MAN A PLATOON!